Ultimate Mad Scientist Monthly
The premiere lifestyle magazine for mad scientists, supervillains & the unreasonably ambitious.in this issue
Nine diabolical articles to accelerate your schemes of world domination
The Secret of Life
An EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with visionary scientist Dr. Victor Frankenstein, whose latest breakthrough experiments in biological tissue re-animation may have unlocked the keys to the building blocks of life itself.
From the Lab
Expand your arsenal with Nikola Tesla’s secret experimental inventions!
Woolly Mammoth Reborn!
Reviving an extinct species for the purpose of world domination has never been easier. Bonus DIY tips!
Mad Science Ethics
The foremost diabolical figures of yesterday, today and the world of tomorrow illustrate the case for supervillainy, maniacal ingenuity and world domination.
Method to Madness
Brush up on your delivery with this “Supervillain’s Guide to Monologues” and captivate your audience!
Masterminds
Go behind the scenes of “The Legend of King Kang-Mi” to discover a mythical origin of terrifying proportions. With a special pullout poster of The Captain!
Secret Lair
“Don’t touch that big red button!” and other tips to avoid the biggest secret lair mistakes.
Suited for Evil
The latest trends (and counter-trends) in the world of criminal fashion. Look your best when you’re at your worst!
Travelogue
Climb aboard the Nautilus with Captain Nemo and his crew! A new world of adventure awaits you under the sea.
THE ANSWERS to your
Frequently Asked Questions
(and of course the questions, so you have proper context…)
How do I get my hands on a copy of Ultimate Mad Scientist Monthly?
The highly sought-after magazine is currently only available to qualified mad scientists, supervillains, and select CEOs. If you would like to be considered for inclusion on our mailing list, our application form should be back online soon. Stay tuned.
Is it available digitally?
Due to the top-secret nature of some diabolical schemes, the magazine is currently only available in printed format.
Is there a new issue every month?
We are regularly preparing new content for upcoming issues. However, as we noted above, our printer is currently experiencing a time machine mishap and his when/whereabouts are unknown. We hope to resume consecutive month-by-month issue distribution as soon as possible.
Can I purchase back issues?
Most back issues are now out of print and no longer in stock, but once our application form is restored, inquiries on back issues can resume as well.
Isn’t Supervillainy evil?
It’s complicated.
In our latest issue, we have an entire article dedicated to exploring Mad Science Ethics that helps explain the value and need of these oft-misunderstood purveyors of global progress.
C’mon, I can’t wait. I simply must have a copy!
That’s not a question, BUT… if you truly consider yourself a qualified mad scientist, supervillain or diabolical genius, or if you know Elon Musk personally, try sending an email to info@someguyinanaheim.com to inquire about purchasing a very expensive copy.